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Attention loyal readers of this LiveJournal. The previous post was a nasty, yet hilarious, prank. It seems when I stepped out to purchase a bag of pretzels someone hijacked my laptop. I will leave the identity of this individual private unless they wish to come forth and take credit.
I can assure all the ladies out there I am straight. If you do not believe me I am happy to convince you otherwise, although you are required to supply the Lysol disinfectant spray and a pair of rubber gloves.
Love n' Pancakes,
Kyle "sweet-cheeks" Fortenberry |
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I think I have finally decided to come out of the closet. |
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I just want the world to know that I hate Howard Dean. That is all. |
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MmmKay
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Aug. 29th, 2006 @ 09:10 pm
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| Your Famous Last Words Will Be: | 
"So, you're a cannibal." |
Funny. I always thought it would be me doing the eating... |
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Go to Wikipedia. Type in your birth day and month, but not the year. Then list 3 events, 2 births and 1 death that occured on your birthday. Post this in your journal.
Events-
1260 - Kublai Khan becomes ruler of the Mongol Empire.
1865 - In North Bend, Ohio (a suburb of Cincinnati), the first train robbery in the United States takes place.
1925 - Scopes Trial: Dayton, Tennessee, biology teacher John Scopes is arrested for teaching Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution.
Births-
1818 - Karl Marx, German political philosopher (d. 1883)
1943 - Michael Palin, British writer, actor, and comedian
and just because I feel it is worth mentioning...
1926 - Ann B. Davis, American actress
Death-
1821 - Napoleon I of France (b. 1769)
Apr. 23rd, 2006 @ 02:26 pm
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Disclaimer: The following link is presented because of the humor I find in it. I in no way support or approve of the people responsible for this, and related websites. In fact they make me sick. That aside, I find this unbelievably funny-
http://www.godhatessweden.com/
Oh, Fred Phelps. You are such an idiot. Everyone knows that God hates France.
Mar. 5th, 2006 @ 07:37 pm
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I just realixed that the movie title "Shanghai Noon" is a play off the phrase "High Noon".
Mar. 3rd, 2006 @ 08:59 pm
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| » BOSCOE! |
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Feb. 26th, 2006 @ 06:37 pm
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11566794/
What a sad, sad day.
Feb. 25th, 2006 @ 09:35 pm
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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
Best quote ever.
Feb. 14th, 2006 @ 10:45 pm
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Hey capt_corcoran,
Your mutual friend trakand has noticed that you last updated your journal on
LiveJournal 17 weeks ago. Be a friend and go post.
(http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml)
Sincerely,
The LiveJournal team
Jan. 18th, 2006 @ 02:35 pm
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| » As Some Day It May Happen... |
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Holy crap. Look what's coming to Jacksonville!
http://www.carlrosaopera.co.uk/productions/mikado/mikado.asp
Guess I know what my plans for March 7 are.
Sep. 14th, 2005 @ 03:29 pm
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Looking at the detailed results of my quiz I find it hilarious that the one question consistently missed is the one about Janet.
Aug. 11th, 2005 @ 12:59 am
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